I think I just came to my most superficial vodka-induced epiphany... I can no longer date guys who don't shop at American Eagle or The Gap. I've tried dating those Thriftys/Bluenotes/Bootlegger type guys, and it just doesn't work. We don't share the same values, and they seem to look down on my whole Gap/AE fixation.
Shallow, but true.
Those men who shop at the aforementioned stores NEED NOT APPLY.
[And for those of you keeping track ... One month from today I'll be able to legally drink in America.]


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