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Joke of the Day:
So this string walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Hey, buddy, we don't serve string here.' The string goes back outside, ruffs himself up in the street, curls up, and walks back into the bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Hey, buddy, are you a string?’ The string says, 'No, I'm a frayed knot.'
Get it? a frayed knot. Oh, so clever!

posted by pixiesparkle @ 4:49 PM